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Cupcakes… little bundles of JOY

Written By: Jenn - May• 18•09

My teenager goes all weak-kneed when she sees pictures of cupcakes. She calls them “Beautiful little bundles of JOY!”

I see calories first, then the beauty! I guess that’s my problem though. Today Saucy posted yet another awesome cupcake recipe creation, and by god, I’m going to try them! Only it’s Victoria Day and everything is closed… so I have to wait. Trouble is; I happen to also have a friend (Natalie) who is a cake/cupcake guru, and she is always offering to bring me some. Plus she has cake testing parties, where she and her friend Cheryl (another cake guru) have a table laden with the most amazing cakes for testing and critique, and then they draw names to send a few lucky tasters home with their own amazing cakes. *sigh* there I go, drooling again… but seriously, my waistline can’t cope with all that sugar!!

Things that I am NOT

Written By: Jenn - May• 18•09

I am not a super hero. As hard as I try, I just cannot fly, or jump really high, or lift vehicles other than the Hot Wheels or Tonka variety. Haven’t tried stopping bullets, but I’m guessing I wouldn’t be able to do that either. I can bend people to my will, but that is just because I’m the boss ;)

I am not religious. I’m not specifically anti-religion, but I also don’t have a place for it in my life. I don’t begrudge you your beliefs, as long as you keep them to yourself. I feel (and don’t bother arguing about it with me) that all religions are nothing more or less than organized cults. Some are better, some are worse. Some have some pretty far-fetched and scary manuals. Not for me. Live your life as a good person, do the right thing as much as possible, and you’ll be A-OK.

I am not politically minded. I do vote, but so few of us do it hardly makes a difference. Here in Canada we have very little to choose from, so our political system is pretty sad. If we had an Obama… well, I might get more involved, and be politically minded. Sadly though, our politics just do not attract charismatic, intelligent, good, or strong leadership candidates. So we suffer through with our wishy-washy, dough-boy figure heads, and bury our heads in the sand. Sad but true.

I am not a bigot. If I don’t like you, it has nothing to do with the colour of your skin, but a great deal to do with what comes out of your mouth, and your general behaviour in public.

I am not a salesman. I could not sell water to a man dying of thirst. I do not have the killer instinct or finesse that goes with being a master salesman, regardless of how much I believe in whatever it is I want you to get interested in. Rather, I am a master shopper!

I am not in shape. Wish I was. Spend way too much time in this chair.

Class… and lack thereof

Written By: Jenn - May• 17•09

I have to rant. Please bear with me.

Nothing, but NOTHING ticks me off more than appalling eating habits.

Ok, Sunday is possibly the WORST day to visit a Costco, but I wanted a few things that we always get there, and tomorrow is a holiday (Victoria Day) so we (hubby, wee one and I) braved it. Mistake. I so hate crowds.

We went at lunch time, so we decided to get the awesome $1.99 hotdog deal they have there. Wow… busy. Not only did we have to wait for 15 minutes for a table, but a man tried to step around my four year old and I to get to the table we were 2 feet away from, and waiting patiently for. I saw him maneuvering though, and strategically deflected him as I clearly thanked the departing couple and planted my keister on the bench, smoothly directing my daughter to a seat across from me. “Geez,” he huffed loudly, giving me the evil eye. His evil eye had nothing on the one I leveled at him, and he tucked tail and moved on without another word.

As we sat there waiting on hubby to bring our lunch, we people watched. *sigh* Mistake. What is it about weekends that brings out the dregs of society? All around me people were sitting there eating like veritable animals. Now, you have to understand that I have a real THING about people eating with their mouths open. It’s vile, repulsive, and low class to the extreme. My children learned to chew their food properly WITH-THEIR-MOUTHS-CLOSED when they were still in high chairs. They have table manners that would pass muster at any high brow occasion. Clearly the people surrounding us were severely lacking in parental coaching, because as one, they chewed and crunched and slurped noisily, setting my teeth on edge. It was like a train wreck – you can’t help but watch, no matter how sickened the sight makes you. One man actually picked his nose, heedless and probably careless of who spied him. Come on. Surely your mother taught you better than that??

I forced my eyes away, and watched the line up at the check out counters instead. Yep, you guessed it. More of them. Women chewing gum with their mouths open – and some of them were well dressed, and even appeared educated. Way to ruin a look, gals. It’s almost worse than smoking.

Just goes to show that money does not equal class.

Rant over. As you were.