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Guest Post: Broot

Written By: Jenn - Apr• 18•11

Every so often in this lifetime you stumble across people that you just “click” with. Someone who understands you in a fundamental way, and shares your basic values and views. Broot is such a person for me. Since we (virtually) met, we’ve discovered how similar we are in so many ways that it’s a little unnerving at times. I’ve taken to calling her my “Kiwi Soul Sister” because surely we were separated at birth. If not in this lifetime, a past one without a doubt!

I think she and Thom may share something also, even though they don’t know each other. Both, in their own unique way, have managed to write an entire guest post about the process of writing a guest post ;)


Once upon a time in the land of butterflies there were two grown women. The two grown women were everything you’d want in a friend. Happy, friendly, pleasant to look at, good listeners, ready to drop everything and support you in your hour of need.

Sadly, the land of butterflies covered a vast distance and included a huge ocean. And one grown woman lived on the east coast (ish) of the land of butterflies and the other one lived on an island in the middle of the vast ocean.

The two grown women could only be friends by writing letters on the wind. The wind would fly the letters over the land and ocean and catch them under a rock. Fortunately, the wind was very very fast and their letters arrived at nearly the same time as they were sent. The grown women just had to make sure they checked under the rock to find the messages.

One day, the first grown woman said to herself, “I want all my friends to read the letters that the second grown woman sends me, because I feel happy when I read her letters.”

So she sent a letter to the second grown woman that said “Will you please write a letter that I can share with all my friends?”

Of course, the second grown woman said yes. And all was happy.

But then the second grown woman sat down to write her letter, and a BIG PURPLE DRAGON appeared! The dragon said “I will not let you write your letter until you have sent a whole magazine for layout proofs by the morning! And if you do not, I will eat you up!”

The second grown woman sat at her rock in despair. How could she complete all that work in a single night? Then she heard a sound. A little fairy with bells said “Phone for you, Mummy!” and when the second grown woman answered the phone, it was the White Witch, who offered to help with the magazine. Together, they finished it in the time allotted and the Purple Dragon was satisfied.

The next day, again the second grown woman sat down to write her letter. But the Big Purple Dragon appeared AGAIN! “Ha ha!” he said. “I have turned off the wind. You must get rid of all this paper before the morning! And if you don’t, I will eat you up!”

The second grown woman had no choice but to get rid of the paper, piece by piece, until it was all gone. Well, almost all gone. She hid some, and the Big Purple Dragon didn’t notice.

On the third day, again the second grown woman sat at her rock to write her letter. This time, she saw the Big Purple Dragon before it arrived. She picked up her ukulele and sang a song.

“Hutia te rito o te harakeke/Kea hea ra, te komako, e ko, ko e!”**

The song was really a spell, and it put the Big Purple Dragon to sleep.

While the dragon slept, the second grown woman quickly wrote her letter and sent it to the first grown woman. She did not defeat the dragon, and still had to do work for him when the dragon woke up, but at least now she knew how to make some time for herself. And the wind delivered the letter to the first grown woman’s rock, and she was delighted. And she had the wind send that letter to all her friends so they could read it too, and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.

** “When the heart is torn from the flax bush where will the Bell bird sing?” part of a proverb in te reo Maori, the indigenous language of New Zealand.

Broot

Sensational Haiku Wednesday

Written By: Jenn - Apr• 13•11
Sensational Haiku Wednesday

Sensational Haiku Wednesday

Welcome to “Sensational Haiku Wednesday!”

Click here for info and background on this weekly event!

The basics:

Haiku is simple! It is 3 non-rhyming lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively (a great way to use your fingers!)

This week’s theme is: Attention

    Absence of forethought
    Rash actions. Now uncertain.
    Just pay attention.

Standing still, erect
Eyes front, shoulders straight & square
Promise of action

    Appreciate now
    Future. Shadow. Mystery.
    Notice who’s right here.

Not enough to “be”
Engage, gain focus, and hold
A.D.D. battle

Folks, a quick note about comments: I do visit everyone, but a few of you don’t have Name/URL enabled on your blogs, and I CAN’T comment in that case (and prefer not to have to email). Take a moment to enable that, will you? There are other ways to combat spam and still allow people with their own domains to leave their homage to your greatness ;)

Next week’s theme: Shadow


Note: Nothing makes me happier than to see new people getting “hooked on haiku”! Keep it going to make it to the Hooked on Haiku List

To participate in this week’s event, please use the following code in your post on your own blog (if you don’t have a blog, post your Haiku as a comment):

 

Guest Post: Thom

Written By: Jenn - Apr• 11•11

Today I’m terrified horrified …oh no, I can’t say that so very honoured to present a guest post by the extremely sarcastic the utterly irrepressible scary as all get-out my great friend Thom, of Thoms place for well, whatever.

I’ve known Thom for a while now, and while I’m not allowed to ruin his acerbic reputation by revealing that he’s actually a very sweet and thoughtful man, I gotta tell you, I love this guy. Thom is… well, Thom. There’s no one else like him thank whatever deity you prefer.

I didn’t know what to expect when I asked him to guest for me, and I knew I was asking him to step waaaaay out of his comfort zone by asking him to NOT do a meme. Frankly, it’s taking me out of my comfort zone too, but sometimes you just have to do that… right?

(Hooooo boy. What was I thinking???)

P.S. I am NOT pregnant.


When our knocked up Jenn asked me if I would guest post on her blog I thought WHAT??? The first thing I said is “All I do are memes and you want me to write a guest post on yours? PFFFFT…..” Well being the friend she is to me I decided that I could attempt something, however crappy it may be so here it is. And I assure you all it’s not going to be long. I think anything more than a paragraph or two you lose readership and people just skim the post. Speaking of being a skimmer, I’m blaming being accused of skimming by Jenn, on her hormonal changes recently. Go figure.

So after racking my brain, what little bit of it there is to rack….speaking of which have you seen the rack on Wendy Williams? That broad has some I tell ya. And what a ‘tude she has. I’m glad she got kicked off of Dancing With the Stars last week and further more I’m amazed that she has anyone watching or listening to her talk show. Good riddance. Now let’s see where was I? Oh yeah, racking my brain. Should I talk about Politics? Religion? The Price of tea in China? Nothing I could think of seemed like a worthwhile topic.

I let a couple of days go by and finally decided on something new and different. Speaking of different do any of you watch RuPaul’s Drag Race on Logo? OMG it is too funny and last week they had the drag queens make up straight jocks into women and let me tell you some of them seemed to really enjoy it. Back to the decision. Sorry I get side tracked very easy. So I sent an email to Jenn, remembering the delicate state she is currently in, and said I think I’ll talk about Facebook, Twitter and Blogging. After sending that email, however, the more I thought about that the more BORING those topics were as well.

To make a long story short, nothing I could think of would make a killing. Speaking of killing there is a hot new show on AMC called The Killing. It’s set in Seattle and if you don’t like glitz and glamour and like good murder mysteries this is the TV show for you. It’s awesome. Geez back on topic. I couldn’t come up with a dang thing to talk about. Maybe Jenn, and the bun in the oven, should re-think this guest posting.

Thom