You know… that Blog?

Stranger than truth?

Written By: Jenn - Aug• 21•09

I get a lot of… weird visitors lately.

Tons of comment spam – fortunately they never get through so I’m the only one who sees them. Idiots. The people who spend time doing that (or designing bots to do that) really need to get a life.

The sheer amount of people searching for Guinea Pig cakes is more than a little surprising! I get at least 3 unique people every day coming in search of Doodle Cake’s creation.

Today I got a really disturbing one, when someone from India showed up from Google doing a search for “want to know about evil with images”. They ended up on this post. Even more spooky is that I was only the 4th site to come up when doing that search… wow!

LOTS of people show up looking for “getting to know you quizzes” which I’d included as an early post.

Got one yesterday looking for “spam crock pot” – can’t believe I’m on the first page of results for that one… I would never eat spam, let alone put it in my crock pot. Oh, I feel nauseous even thinking about the possibility.

Another one yesterday arrived from search results on “husband totally blew off wedding anniversary”. Wow. Poor thing! (For the record, the Hubbie did not blow ours off, he was a good boy!)

Wonder how many hits I’d get if I talked about naked fainting goats, David Hasselhoff (the Hoff), the latest boob job some brainless blonde actress just got, or vampire porn. Edward and Jacob? Wow, so not going to happen.

This is a test of the Google broadcasting system. Actually, this is a blog a lot of people with young kids read, so I’m definitely NOT going to be talking about porn, or naked goats, or naked Hasselhoffs either. Vampire porn – ewww. I AM totally going to mess with Google results though, and see what interesting results I get. I guess I’m still just a little ticked off with Google for messing with so many of us and our Blog Hopping habits.

Lets have some fun, shall we? What other mostly G-rated but dirty sounding key words should I use? Go ahead and put them in your comment.

While we’re on the subject of comments – last week I quietly added this to my site – no fanfare, but you’re more than welcome to participate by snagging the graphic and code for your own site. Share the love!


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  1. Shannanigans says:

    Dirty sounding words that aren’t dirty…my entire vocabulary. I plan on doing that thing on Monday. I dont drive so I had to find someone willing to come with me, which was harder than I thought. Who knew most people wouldn’t enjoy something like that?
    .-= Shannanigans´s last blog ..Oh THAT place =-.

    • Jenn says:

      Heehee, yeah I’ve had a few people freak out entirely. It’s perception though, because it’s really no big deal.

  2. Shuttlecock. ;-)
    .-= Mighty M Family´s last blog op =-.

  3. PS: I get spam too – mine is all in Japanese.
    .-= Mighty M Family´s last blog op =-.

  4. Annie says:

    Hi Jenn, I can think of SO many. I’d share but then I’d feel so dirty that I would have to take another shower ;o
    .-= Annie´s last blog ..ZZZZZZZZZZ =-.

  5. kate says:

    i can only think of actually dirty words.
    .-= kate´s last blog ..The Girl: MAMA CAN HEAR YOU! AND SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER YOU AT ALL! =-.

  6. hi jenn, i’m giving you a Cupcake Award! please grab from my sidebar! hugs!
    .-= cherie de castro´s last blog ..Awards From Me To You =-.

  7. Here are some “bad” words for you: naughty, goat, gamble, messy, cream, loving, spank, sweet, down, cherry, housewife (see my blog’s name: I speak from experience).

    I think I’ll stop before I start to worry you!
    .-= Liz in Virginia´s last blog ..Here’s what I love: =-.