Ok, I’m seriously, seriously bummed out here.
Little one just brought me the nth tiny doll with long hair to put a pony tail on, and I asked her if it was a McDonalds happy meal toy. She didn’t know, so I flipped it over to look at the fine print.
Hrm. Can’t see it all that well. Maybe if I hold it further awaaayyyyyyOHMYGODI’MHOLDINGITLIKEANOLDPERSON!!!
I just did the “I need bifocals” pushaway. I’m going. to have. a heart attack.