As much as I’d like to claim I found this online, I can’t. It all happened to me THIS WEEK. Help.
You know you’re getting old when…
…You’re not as concerned with the grey (in my case bright silver) hair in your *scalp* as you are with the ones you find elsewhere
…You go to bed appropriately dressed (or, you know… not) and promptly fall asleep mid-embrace
…Your aches and pains have no fun story behind them
…You need to pluck more than your eyebrows
…You stand in the middle of the room and wonder what brought you there
…You start a post and