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Weekend Funnies

Written By: Jenn - Mar• 26•10

I thought I’d try my hand at limericks this time around – I used to write them all the time when I was a kid, and I’ve seen so many popping up here and there lately it seems like their time has come once again. Everything old is new again, I guess! For more Weekend Funnies, head over to Shakira’s place

There once was a woman; ShaMoo
Whose household oft felt like a zoo!
Three kids! Here and there
Made her tear out her hair
But drinking wine when you’re bald can work too…



There once was a group called Main Street
Whose act, once together; suhweeet!
Laughter and music; sublime
Made them forget to watch time
Apologies to spouses? Not so neat. ;)



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  1. Melissa B. says:

    There once was a woman named Scribe
    and mojitos she dared to imbibe.
    She and her young daughter
    were ripe for the slaughter
    So they drank and they drank until fried?

    (Well, I don’t know about that last line…but I did have a couple of great Mojitos tonite!)

  2. shakira says:

    Wonderful limericks, Jenn. I like both…SO SWEET! You know, the more I say Main Street the more it sounds ABSOLUTELY HEAVENLY! I love that you have found some strong anchors in your life . I told Jasmine about you and HOW your dreams become REALITY but of course, she just started learning piano. lol Nay, it is the FRIENDSHIP and KINSHIP that marvels me. I am so happy for you, Yes , I am! Thanks for joining the funnies. Have you a great weekend! hugs, shakira
    .-= shakira´s last blog ..WELCOME TO W33K3ND FUNNI3S #3 (MARCH 26TH-28TH,2010) =-.

  3. Ji says:

    very fun and enjoyable poem,
    I did something similar,
    hope that you take a look when you are free.

  4. Jingle says:

    Happy weekend funnies week 3!
    Admirable job!
    .-= Jingle´s last blog ..Weekend Funnies Week 3—There Once Was A Girl Named Daisy =-.

  5. quilly says:

    That Off The Mark is great, and I would suggest another alternative to hair pulling that didn’t include alcohol.
    .-= quilly´s last blog ..Late Breaking News From the Olympics =-.

  6. Betty says:

    Sounds like you have a great group of friends there. There is nothing more precious than friends you can count on.
    Loved your poetry….haha
    .-= Betty´s last blog ..Friday Fragments =-.

  7. Hootin' Anni says:

    I can relate to the bald wine drinker!! LOLOLOL

    Here is Mine for the weekend.
    [scroll down to the bottom of my Saturday post]

  8. LOL! love these.
    .-= Ebony Haywood´s last blog ..Six Word Saturday =-.

  9. Amanda says:

    So cool to read stuff like this, takes talent to write limericks. Liked your cartoon as well Jenn!
    .-= Amanda´s last blog ..Weekend Reflections =-.