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I found a “Really Stupid Joke Book” at the book store the other day, and bought it just in case I drew a blank on this meme again. Good thing, because with the way my eyes are lately, I don’t feel all that funny and I’m blanking all over the place!
Random jokes as I flip through the book… All G rated… sorry.
Why is twice ten the same as twice eleven?
Because twice ten is twenty, and twice eleven is twenty too. (I’ll wait… … …*ding!* got it? Great, moving on)
Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying “NO!”?
No…
Oh, it’s you! (hey I warned you these were stupid…)
What’s a cow’s favourite love song?
“When I fall in love, it will be for heifer”
No, not that one.
Wow, that one is more than stupid.
Hrm. I don’t get that one.
Pass.
Ok, here we go! Doctor Doctor! Jokes:
Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a sheep!
That’s baaaaaaad
Doctor! Doctor! I feel like an apple!
We must get to the core of this.
Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a dog!
SIT!
Yeah… I know. I’ll try to do better next week!
