I thought I’d try my hand at limericks this time around – I used to write them all the time when I was a kid, and I’ve seen so many popping up here and there lately it seems like their time has come once again. Everything old is new again, I guess! For more Weekend Funnies, head over to Shakira’s place…
There once was a woman; ShaMoo
Whose household oft felt like a zoo!
Three kids! Here and there
Made her tear out her hair
But drinking wine when you’re bald can work too…
There once was a group called Main Street
Whose act, once together; suhweeet!
Laughter and music; sublime
Made them forget to watch time
Apologies to spouses? Not so neat. ;)
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There once was a woman named Scribe
and mojitos she dared to imbibe.
She and her young daughter
were ripe for the slaughter
So they drank and they drank until fried?
(Well, I don’t know about that last line…but I did have a couple of great Mojitos tonite!)
Awesome, Melissa ;) heehee
Wonderful limericks, Jenn. I like both…SO SWEET! You know, the more I say Main Street the more it sounds ABSOLUTELY HEAVENLY! I love that you have found some strong anchors in your life . I told Jasmine about you and HOW your dreams become REALITY but of course, she just started learning piano. lol Nay, it is the FRIENDSHIP and KINSHIP that marvels me. I am so happy for you, Yes , I am! Thanks for joining the funnies. Have you a great weekend! hugs, shakira
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very fun and enjoyable poem,
I did something similar,
hope that you take a look when you are free.
here is my link:
http://www.jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com,
welcome!
Happy weekend funnies week 3!
Admirable job!
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That Off The Mark is great, and I would suggest another alternative to hair pulling that didn’t include alcohol.
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Sounds like you have a great group of friends there. There is nothing more precious than friends you can count on.
Loved your poetry….haha
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I can relate to the bald wine drinker!! LOLOLOL
Here is Mine for the weekend.
[scroll down to the bottom of my Saturday post]
LOL! love these.
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So cool to read stuff like this, takes talent to write limericks. Liked your cartoon as well Jenn!
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