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Things that I am NOT

Written By: Jenn - May• 18•09

I am not a super hero. As hard as I try, I just cannot fly, or jump really high, or lift vehicles other than the Hot Wheels or Tonka variety. Haven’t tried stopping bullets, but I’m guessing I wouldn’t be able to do that either. I can bend people to my will, but that is just because I’m the boss ;)

I am not religious. I’m not specifically anti-religion, but I also don’t have a place for it in my life. I don’t begrudge you your beliefs, as long as you keep them to yourself. I feel (and don’t bother arguing about it with me) that all religions are nothing more or less than organized cults. Some are better, some are worse. Some have some pretty far-fetched and scary manuals. Not for me. Live your life as a good person, do the right thing as much as possible, and you’ll be A-OK.

I am not politically minded. I do vote, but so few of us do it hardly makes a difference. Here in Canada we have very little to choose from, so our political system is pretty sad. If we had an Obama… well, I might get more involved, and be politically minded. Sadly though, our politics just do not attract charismatic, intelligent, good, or strong leadership candidates. So we suffer through with our wishy-washy, dough-boy figure heads, and bury our heads in the sand. Sad but true.

I am not a bigot. If I don’t like you, it has nothing to do with the colour of your skin, but a great deal to do with what comes out of your mouth, and your general behaviour in public.

I am not a salesman. I could not sell water to a man dying of thirst. I do not have the killer instinct or finesse that goes with being a master salesman, regardless of how much I believe in whatever it is I want you to get interested in. Rather, I am a master shopper!

I am not in shape. Wish I was. Spend way too much time in this chair.

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